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Chandler. I reblog cats, some gore, things i find humorous or beautiful, or things i just plain fancy. I like makeup, hair, art, and tattoos. If you message me off anon, i will most likely answer privately.
my-wanton-self:

Poseidon. Looking for virgin sacrifices.
You’ve come to the wrong swimming pool, son.
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moderneden:

"From Within Us" by @CoryLou Benhatzel for #Home
© 2014
Acrylic on Wood
Follow the artist on tumblr: corybenhatzel
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do-not-touch-my-food:

Brown Butter Chocolate Chunk Cookies
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pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

(via wwhatliesinfireflies)

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via ilymorgannn)

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob
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hello ladies cute feminist boy here

iwishgillianandersonwasmymom:

i am into consensual sex, i bathe, and i have gone four months without taking a human life

(via fellyjish)

feat:

”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me 

(Source: feat, via dutchster)

acuteboyfromtheinternet:

That is a freaking cool tattooSomeone put something similar to this on my skin immediately
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beautyybox:

INSTAGRAM
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kricketot:

*favorite character dies*

image

(Source: cishetmoved, via lmaoalien)